How to Pronounce Smooooot

Sarah: Yes, Josh, Sorry Josh Josh: Right, fireman, are you going to carry on with your session? Fireman: Oh, I can carry on Josh: What else are we expected to do? Fireman: Well, we are going to have sex this afternoon Sarah: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Josh: Sarah, don’t be so loud, be quiet Sarah: Oops, Sorry Ryan: You giving me a heart attack Josh: Right, let’s carry on then Fireman: Right, first, we have to start by taking off our clothes Elisa takes her clothes off Everyone: Ewwwwwww, baggy boobs Josh: Wow, they are quite baggy Josh goes up to them and shakes them Josh: Wew wew Elisa: Err, Josh Josh: Err, Elisa, remember, I’m the headteacher of this school, I can do whatever I like Everyone else takes off their clothes Sarah: Ewwwwwwwwwww, look at Ryan’s penis Curtis: Err, Sarah, stop being silly, Ryan has a beautiful penis, nice hair Josh: Curtis, that’s enough Curtis: Sorry Sarah: Curtiiiiiss Josh: Sarah, will you flipping shut up Sarah: Watch your language Joshiiieeee Curtis: Sarah, we are not going to tell you again Josh: Curtis, I do the telling Curtis: God, you sound like Simon haha Josh: Well, I don’t flipping care Josh gets a chair and bangs it Curtis jumps Curtis: Oh, my Josh Josh: Just shut up Fireman: Let’s be abit more friendly to each other now, come on Josh: Good idea Sarah: Yes Josh Ryan: Can we just get this over and done with? Curtis: Of course we can Josh: Well, once you have grown a pair hahahahahha Sarah: Balls. Curtis: Sarah! Sarah: What Curtiiiiissssss Curtis: Can you say my name properly, and don’t say the word balls, it’s really inappropriate Josh: Oh, we all know that alright Curtis: Yep Sarah: Sorry Curtis Curtis: Thank you Sarah Sarah: Ok Curtis Curtis: Ok, do your work now Sarah Josh: Can we stop talking to each other and so some work please Curtis: That’s what we are trying to do Ryan: If only that bitch wasn’t here, we would be done by now Curtis: Well, yeah, but have some respect for the woman, she’s an old woman now you know Sarah: No I’m noooot Curtis: Well, you are abit Ryan: It is true Josh: I am not going to lie, you are like 80 years old now Sarah Curtis: Yep Sarah: No, I’m nooooot, I’m 23, Curtis Josh: Oh, who cares Curtis: I would hate to say it, but you are 84 years old They thought Sarah was old because she had wrinkles over her face Josh: Sarah, just get on with the work we are supposed to be doing please Sarah get quiet Curtis: Ahhh, what a nice feeling Sarah: Shhhhh Curtis looks at Sarah in a funny way Sarah: Shush Curtis Fireman: Right, let’s get on with the work we are supposed to be getting on with then, first we all have to strip naked and they we have to stand close to each other Everyone removes their clothes Sarah didn’t want to participate Josh: Do you want to go next door Sarah Sarah: Yes Josh Sarah stands up and goes next door Fireman: Right then, now she is gone, we can get on with some... you know Ryan: Oh yes Josh: Let’s get on with it then Curtis: Yeahh, we would all love that