How to Pronounce
  • Sarah: Yes, Josh, Sorry Josh
    Josh: Right, fireman, are you going to carry on with your session?
    Fireman: Oh, I can carry on
    Josh: What else are we expected to do?
    Fireman: Well, we are going to have sex this afternoon
    Sarah: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    Josh: Sarah, don’t be so loud, be quiet
    Sarah: Oops, Sorry
    Ryan: You giving me a heart attack
    Josh: Right, let’s carry on then

    Fireman: Right, first, we have to start by taking off our clothes
    Elisa takes her clothes off
    Everyone: Ewwwwwww, baggy boobs
    Josh: Wow, they are quite baggy

    Josh goes up to them and shakes them
    Josh: Wew wew
    Elisa: Err, Josh
    Josh: Err, Elisa, remember, I’m the headteacher of this school, I can do whatever I like

    Everyone else takes off their clothes
    Sarah: Ewwwwwwwwwww, look at Ryan’s penis
    Curtis: Err, Sarah, stop being silly, Ryan has a beautiful penis, nice hair
    Josh: Curtis, that’s enough
    Curtis: Sorry
    Sarah: Curtiiiiiss

    Josh: Sarah, will you flipping shut up
    Sarah: Watch your language Joshiiieeee
    Curtis: Sarah, we are not going to tell you again
    Josh: Curtis, I do the telling
    Curtis: God, you sound like Simon haha
    Josh: Well, I don’t flipping care

    Josh gets a chair and bangs it
    Curtis jumps
    Curtis: Oh, my Josh
    Josh: Just shut up

    Fireman: Let’s be abit more friendly to each other now, come on
    Josh: Good idea
    Sarah: Yes Josh
    Ryan: Can we just get this over and done with?
    Curtis: Of course we can
    Josh: Well, once you have grown a pair hahahahahha
    Sarah: Balls.
    Curtis: Sarah!
    Sarah: What Curtiiiiissssss
    Curtis: Can you say my name properly, and don’t say the word balls, it’s really inappropriate
    Josh: Oh, we all know that alright
    Curtis: Yep
    Sarah: Sorry Curtis
    Curtis: Thank you Sarah
    Sarah: Ok Curtis
    Curtis: Ok, do your work now Sarah
    Josh: Can we stop talking to each other and so some work please
    Curtis: That’s what we are trying to do
    Ryan: If only that bitch wasn’t here, we would be done by now
    Curtis: Well, yeah, but have some respect for the woman, she’s an old woman now you know
    Sarah: No I’m noooot
    Curtis: Well, you are abit
    Ryan: It is true
    Josh: I am not going to lie, you are like 80 years old now Sarah
    Curtis: Yep
    Sarah: No, I’m nooooot, I’m 23, Curtis
    Josh: Oh, who cares
    Curtis: I would hate to say it, but you are 84 years old

    They thought Sarah was old because she had wrinkles over her face
    Josh: Sarah, just get on with the work we are supposed to be doing please

    Sarah get quiet
    Curtis: Ahhh, what a nice feeling
    Sarah: Shhhhh

    Curtis looks at Sarah in a funny way
    Sarah: Shush Curtis
    Fireman: Right, let’s get on with the work we are supposed to be getting on with then, first we all have to strip naked and they we have to stand close to each other

    Everyone removes their clothes
    Sarah didn’t want to participate
    Josh: Do you want to go next door Sarah

    Sarah: Yes Josh
    Sarah stands up and goes next door
    Fireman: Right then, now she is gone, we can get on with some... you know
    Ryan: Oh yes
    Josh: Let’s get on with it then
    Curtis: Yeahh, we would all love that