Related Pronunciations
Shobhit you fucking loser
Shhhh... Dreamland Awaits
Shit!
Yo!
Juss wakin' up in tha mornnin', gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin' from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up fo' later as I hit the do'
Thinkin', "Will I live another twenty-fo'?"
I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin' in my mirror, not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kym, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm akksin' y'all
Which park, are y'all playin' basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple-double
Freakin' niggas every way like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad, and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from them cowards
'Caus jus' yesterday, dem fools tried ta blast me
Saw da police, and they rolled right past me
No flexin', didn't even look in a nigga's direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin' Yo! MTV Raps
What's the 'haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em!
Roll 'em in a circle of niggas, and watch me break 'em
Wit' tha seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven, even Back Do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin' "Domino!"
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day
(Shit!)
Left my nigga's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryynta fuck since the twelth grade
It's ironic, I had the brew, she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on her big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy and killed the punanni
And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
Put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin'
Took another sip of the potion, hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a Barry flashin' those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in tha mornnin', got tha Fat Burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp!"
Drunk as hell, but no thowwin' up
Halfway home, and my pager's still blowwin' up
Today, I diddn't even havvta use my AK
I gotta say it was a good day
(Shhhhit!)
Sarah: Yes, Josh, Sorry Josh
Josh: Right, fireman, are you going to carry on with your session?
Fireman: Oh, I can carry on
Josh: What else are we expected to do?
Fireman: Well, we are going to have sex this afternoon
Sarah: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Josh: Sarah, don’t be so loud, be quiet
Sarah: Oops, Sorry
Ryan: You giving me a heart attack
Josh: Right, let’s carry on then
Fireman: Right, first, we have to start by taking off our clothes
Elisa takes her clothes off
Everyone: Ewwwwwww, baggy boobs
Josh: Wow, they are quite baggy
Josh goes up to them and shakes them
Josh: Wew wew
Elisa: Err, Josh
Josh: Err, Elisa, remember, I’m the headteacher of this school, I can do whatever I like
Everyone else takes off their clothes
Sarah: Ewwwwwwwwwww, look at Ryan’s penis
Curtis: Err, Sarah, stop being silly, Ryan has a beautiful penis, nice hair
Josh: Curtis, that’s enough
Curtis: Sorry
Sarah: Curtiiiiiss
Josh: Sarah, will you flipping shut up
Sarah: Watch your language Joshiiieeee
Curtis: Sarah, we are not going to tell you again
Josh: Curtis, I do the telling
Curtis: God, you sound like Simon haha
Josh: Well, I don’t flipping care
Josh gets a chair and bangs it
Curtis jumps
Curtis: Oh, my Josh
Josh: Just shut up
Fireman: Let’s be abit more friendly to each other now, come on
Josh: Good idea
Sarah: Yes Josh
Ryan: Can we just get this over and done with?
Curtis: Of course we can
Josh: Well, once you have grown a pair hahahahahha
Sarah: Balls.
Curtis: Sarah!
Sarah: What Curtiiiiissssss
Curtis: Can you say my name properly, and don’t say the word balls, it’s really inappropriate
Josh: Oh, we all know that alright
Curtis: Yep
Sarah: Sorry Curtis
Curtis: Thank you Sarah
Sarah: Ok Curtis
Curtis: Ok, do your work now Sarah
Josh: Can we stop talking to each other and so some work please
Curtis: That’s what we are trying to do
Ryan: If only that bitch wasn’t here, we would be done by now
Curtis: Well, yeah, but have some respect for the woman, she’s an old woman now you know
Sarah: No I’m noooot
Curtis: Well, you are abit
Ryan: It is true
Josh: I am not going to lie, you are like 80 years old now Sarah
Curtis: Yep
Sarah: No, I’m nooooot, I’m 23, Curtis
Josh: Oh, who cares
Curtis: I would hate to say it, but you are 84 years old
They thought Sarah was old because she had wrinkles over her face
Josh: Sarah, just get on with the work we are supposed to be doing please
Sarah get quiet
Curtis: Ahhh, what a nice feeling
Sarah: Shhhhh
Curtis looks at Sarah in a funny way
Sarah: Shush Curtis
Fireman: Right, let’s get on with the work we are supposed to be getting on with then, first we all have to strip naked and they we have to stand close to each other
Everyone removes their clothes
Sarah didn’t want to participate
Josh: Do you want to go next door Sarah
Sarah: Yes Josh
Sarah stands up and goes next door
Fireman: Right then, now she is gone, we can get on with some... you know
Ryan: Oh yes
Josh: Let’s get on with it then
Curtis: Yeahh, we would all love that