Related Pronunciations
Inappropriate Story-telling
Why Are You Telling Me This
Telling Me Your Limo Is Triple Parked
Author The Guy Telling You Not To Go
You telling me a shrimp fried this rice
You telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice
If I was a single dude there’s no way I would be turning her down. Only thing I would be doing is turning her around while I pound her telling her not to make a sound. Together we wear the crown.
They're rotting my brain, love
These hoes are the same
I admit it, another hoe got me finished
Broke my heart, oh no you didn't
Fuck sippin', I'ma down a whole bottle
Hard liquor, hard truth, can't swallow
Need a bartender, put me out my sorrow
i'm going to be honest, as much as I like hanging out with the whole group, I kinda hate this chat like you all talk shit about people when they're just minding their business yet you hate when ppl are rude to you. And you get so pressed over anything especially Neil and Orla and I can't take it omg
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They're rotting my brain, love
These hoes are the same
I admit it, another hoe got me finished
Broke my heart, oh no you didn't
Fuck sippin', I'ma down a whole bottle
Hard liquor, hard truth, can't swallow
Need a bartender, put me out my sorrow
Wake up the next day in the Monte Carlo
With a new woman, tell me she from Colorado
And she love women, she'll be gone by tomorrow
Who am I kiddin'?
All this jealousy and agony that I sit in
I'm a jealous boy, really feel like John
Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.
Molly Oh my god im just so sick of hoelt. this is the 3rd friday in a row hes going to one of his weird stupid rallys.
Friend just another reason to get fucked up tonight. ****laugh trCK***
Molly girl, im telling you. i cant. i have dance tomorrow morning. Otherwise id be there. I have to be up at like...wait i should probably check…
***cheesy text tone sound*** https://youtu.be/gHe_AjrOq84
Pause
Molly ha. You know booger? He just sms text chat messaged me. He wants me to meet him in the computer lab.
Friend molly...youre not actually gonna go right?... He creeps me out. he reminds me of a...like….weird…..lizard.. or something ****laugh track****
Molly i know right?
pause
Friend thats not a good thing molly! ****laugh track***
Molly well im not gonna just not reply. I havent talked to him in a while. Plus Hes nice and kinda interesting
Friend ehk. Thats one way to describe him. ****Laugh track****
Molly im just gonna see why he wants me. Ill talk to you later.
Friend good luck, i guess. Dont do anything drastic, molly.
Molly i wont, i wont
Open door to computer lab
Booger molly!!!! Whattup!!
Molly hi booger………..so..do you hang out in the computer lab a lot?
Booger hell yeah. Im always working on music and surfing the web and shit in here. I found out how to get around the schools firewall.
Molly oh...thats cool…..
Booger it so is
Awkward silence ***laugh track***
Molly is….that what you wanted to show me or?? ***Laugh track**
Booger no no i wanted to get your ear on something. On a song im working on. I recorded it on cassette cause, yknow, im artsy like that ****laugh track***** its kinda hideous sounding but like pretty. can i play it and you tell me what you think?
Molly yes! I would love to hear it
Booger *deep breath* ok. Here it is. Remember its a rough draft…
COMPUTER LAB SONG PLAYS
Booger: so whadya think?
Molly that was hideous...but also kind of pretty. ****laugh track*****
Booger: right? thank you though im glad you at least kinda liked it….the lyrics in it..i actually..wrote it about you. ***studio awwwwwww*****
Molly oh yeah? Hm.
Booger ha ha yeah. Yeah………..
Hey listen i dont know if youre busy or something tonight um….but i rarely have an open house...but i do tonight..maybe we could...write another song?.. Or something?..................wouldyouwannadothatmaybe?
Sarah: Yes, Josh, Sorry Josh
Josh: Right, fireman, are you going to carry on with your session?
Fireman: Oh, I can carry on
Josh: What else are we expected to do?
Fireman: Well, we are going to have sex this afternoon
Sarah: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Josh: Sarah, don’t be so loud, be quiet
Sarah: Oops, Sorry
Ryan: You giving me a heart attack
Josh: Right, let’s carry on then
Fireman: Right, first, we have to start by taking off our clothes
Elisa takes her clothes off
Everyone: Ewwwwwww, baggy boobs
Josh: Wow, they are quite baggy
Josh goes up to them and shakes them
Josh: Wew wew
Elisa: Err, Josh
Josh: Err, Elisa, remember, I’m the headteacher of this school, I can do whatever I like
Everyone else takes off their clothes
Sarah: Ewwwwwwwwwww, look at Ryan’s penis
Curtis: Err, Sarah, stop being silly, Ryan has a beautiful penis, nice hair
Josh: Curtis, that’s enough
Curtis: Sorry
Sarah: Curtiiiiiss
Josh: Sarah, will you flipping shut up
Sarah: Watch your language Joshiiieeee
Curtis: Sarah, we are not going to tell you again
Josh: Curtis, I do the telling
Curtis: God, you sound like Simon haha
Josh: Well, I don’t flipping care
Josh gets a chair and bangs it
Curtis jumps
Curtis: Oh, my Josh
Josh: Just shut up
Fireman: Let’s be abit more friendly to each other now, come on
Josh: Good idea
Sarah: Yes Josh
Ryan: Can we just get this over and done with?
Curtis: Of course we can
Josh: Well, once you have grown a pair hahahahahha
Sarah: Balls.
Curtis: Sarah!
Sarah: What Curtiiiiissssss
Curtis: Can you say my name properly, and don’t say the word balls, it’s really inappropriate
Josh: Oh, we all know that alright
Curtis: Yep
Sarah: Sorry Curtis
Curtis: Thank you Sarah
Sarah: Ok Curtis
Curtis: Ok, do your work now Sarah
Josh: Can we stop talking to each other and so some work please
Curtis: That’s what we are trying to do
Ryan: If only that bitch wasn’t here, we would be done by now
Curtis: Well, yeah, but have some respect for the woman, she’s an old woman now you know
Sarah: No I’m noooot
Curtis: Well, you are abit
Ryan: It is true
Josh: I am not going to lie, you are like 80 years old now Sarah
Curtis: Yep
Sarah: No, I’m nooooot, I’m 23, Curtis
Josh: Oh, who cares
Curtis: I would hate to say it, but you are 84 years old
They thought Sarah was old because she had wrinkles over her face
Josh: Sarah, just get on with the work we are supposed to be doing please
Sarah get quiet
Curtis: Ahhh, what a nice feeling
Sarah: Shhhhh
Curtis looks at Sarah in a funny way
Sarah: Shush Curtis
Fireman: Right, let’s get on with the work we are supposed to be getting on with then, first we all have to strip naked and they we have to stand close to each other
Everyone removes their clothes
Sarah didn’t want to participate
Josh: Do you want to go next door Sarah
Sarah: Yes Josh
Sarah stands up and goes next door
Fireman: Right then, now she is gone, we can get on with some... you know
Ryan: Oh yes
Josh: Let’s get on with it then
Curtis: Yeahh, we would all love that