How to Pronounce Beady Heady

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

Listen up y'all, I'll tell you a story 'Bout a time when America was far from glory Back in the days of old, the 1700s Colonial days, life wasn't too trendy Britain was the boss, calling all the shots Taxing everything, the people were distraught Stamp Act, Townshend, Intolerable too Boston Tea Party, what's a patriot to do? Revolutionary War, we fought for our freedom Lives were lost, but the nation was redeemed Redcoats against the colonists, a war so grim We came out on top, America, we win 1775, shot heard 'round the world Lexington and Concord, British troops unfurled Minute Men took a stand, muskets at the ready British on the run, colonists feeling heady Bunker Hill, Declaration of Independence George Washington leading, a man of immense Strength and bravery, Valley Forge in the cold British surrender, victory foretold Revolutionary War, we fought for our freedom Lives were lost, but the nation was redeemed Redcoats against the colonists, a war so grim We came out on top, America, we win Revolutionary War, a time of great change No more British rule, we were finally estranged A new nation born, United States of America Freedom and liberty, the land of opportunity George Washington became our first president The Founding Fathers, their ideas still relevant The Revolution changed the world forevermore And that's the story of the American Revolutionary War Revolutionary War, we fought for our freedom Lives were lost, but the nation was redeemed Redcoats against the colonists, a war so grim We came out on top, America, we win So there you have it, a tale of our past A war for freedom, that forever will last We honor those who fought, those who gave their all For a nation that's still standing, proud and talln

Listen up y'all, I'll tell you a story 'Bout a time when America was far from glory Back in the days of old, the 1700s Colonial days, life wasn't too trendy Britain was the boss, calling all the shots Taxing everything, the people were distraught Stamp Act, Townshend, Intolerable too Boston Tea Party, what's a patriot to do? Revolutionary War, we fought for our freedom Lives were lost, but the nation was redeemed Redcoats against the colonists, a war so grim We came out on top, America, we win 1775, shot heard 'round the world Lexington and Concord, British troops unfurled Minute Men took a stand, muskets at the ready British on the run, colonists feeling heady Bunker Hill, Declaration of Independence George Washington leading, a man of immense Strength and bravery, Valley Forge in the cold British surrender, victory foretold Revolutionary War, we fought for our freedom Lives were lost, but the nation was redeemed Redcoats against the colonists, a war so grim We came out on top, America, we win Revolutionary War, a time of great change No more British rule, we were finally estranged A new nation born, United States of America Freedom and liberty, the land of opportunity George Washington became our first president The Founding Fathers, their ideas still relevant The Revolution changed the world forevermore And that's the story of the American Revolutionary War Revolutionary War, we fought for our freedom Lives were lost, but the nation was redeemed Redcoats against the colonists, a war so grim We came out on top, America, we win So there you have it, a tale of our past A war for freedom, that forever will last We honor those who fought, those who gave their all For a nation that's still standing, proud and tall