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...TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR FENTON AND HOLLY...
The National Weather Service in Detroit/Pontiac has issued a Tornado Warning for...
Southern Genesee County in southeastern Michigan...
Northern Oakland County in southeastern Michigan...
Extreme Northeastern Livingston County in southeastern Michigan...
Until 7:30 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME.
At 6:52 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME, a confirmed large and destructive tornado was
observed near Fenton, moving east at 20 miles an hour.
TORNADO EMERGENCY for Fenton and Holly. This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS
SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW!
HAZARD... Deadly tornado.
SOURCE... Emergency management and weather spotters confirmed tornado. At 6:42 PM Eastern Standard Time,
an exceptionally violent tornado with wind speeds estimated in excess of 320 miles an hour was reported west of Fenton.
IMPACT... You are in a life-threatening situation. Flying debris
may be deadly to those caught without shelter. Mobile
homes will be destroyed. Considerable damage to homes,
businesses, and vehicles is likely and complete
destruction is possible.
Locations impacted include...
Fenton, Holly, Linden, Fenton Township, Argentine Township, Argentine and Holly Recreation Area.
This includes the following highways...
United States Highway 23 between mile markers 76 and 84.
Interstate 75 between mile markers 96 and 104.
To repeat, a large, extremely dangerous and potentially deadly
tornado is on the ground. To protect your life, TAKE COVER NOW! Move
to an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. Avoid
windows. If in a mobile home, a vehicle or outdoors, move to the
closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying debris.
Sarah: Yes, Josh, Sorry Josh
Josh: Right, fireman, are you going to carry on with your session?
Fireman: Oh, I can carry on
Josh: What else are we expected to do?
Fireman: Well, we are going to have sex this afternoon
Sarah: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Josh: Sarah, don’t be so loud, be quiet
Sarah: Oops, Sorry
Ryan: You giving me a heart attack
Josh: Right, let’s carry on then
Fireman: Right, first, we have to start by taking off our clothes
Elisa takes her clothes off
Everyone: Ewwwwwww, baggy boobs
Josh: Wow, they are quite baggy
Josh goes up to them and shakes them
Josh: Wew wew
Elisa: Err, Josh
Josh: Err, Elisa, remember, I’m the headteacher of this school, I can do whatever I like
Everyone else takes off their clothes
Sarah: Ewwwwwwwwwww, look at Ryan’s penis
Curtis: Err, Sarah, stop being silly, Ryan has a beautiful penis, nice hair
Josh: Curtis, that’s enough
Curtis: Sorry
Sarah: Curtiiiiiss
Josh: Sarah, will you flipping shut up
Sarah: Watch your language Joshiiieeee
Curtis: Sarah, we are not going to tell you again
Josh: Curtis, I do the telling
Curtis: God, you sound like Simon haha
Josh: Well, I don’t flipping care
Josh gets a chair and bangs it
Curtis jumps
Curtis: Oh, my Josh
Josh: Just shut up
Fireman: Let’s be abit more friendly to each other now, come on
Josh: Good idea
Sarah: Yes Josh
Ryan: Can we just get this over and done with?
Curtis: Of course we can
Josh: Well, once you have grown a pair hahahahahha
Sarah: Balls.
Curtis: Sarah!
Sarah: What Curtiiiiissssss
Curtis: Can you say my name properly, and don’t say the word balls, it’s really inappropriate
Josh: Oh, we all know that alright
Curtis: Yep
Sarah: Sorry Curtis
Curtis: Thank you Sarah
Sarah: Ok Curtis
Curtis: Ok, do your work now Sarah
Josh: Can we stop talking to each other and so some work please
Curtis: That’s what we are trying to do
Ryan: If only that bitch wasn’t here, we would be done by now
Curtis: Well, yeah, but have some respect for the woman, she’s an old woman now you know
Sarah: No I’m noooot
Curtis: Well, you are abit
Ryan: It is true
Josh: I am not going to lie, you are like 80 years old now Sarah
Curtis: Yep
Sarah: No, I’m nooooot, I’m 23, Curtis
Josh: Oh, who cares
Curtis: I would hate to say it, but you are 84 years old
They thought Sarah was old because she had wrinkles over her face
Josh: Sarah, just get on with the work we are supposed to be doing please
Sarah get quiet
Curtis: Ahhh, what a nice feeling
Sarah: Shhhhh
Curtis looks at Sarah in a funny way
Sarah: Shush Curtis
Fireman: Right, let’s get on with the work we are supposed to be getting on with then, first we all have to strip naked and they we have to stand close to each other
Everyone removes their clothes
Sarah didn’t want to participate
Josh: Do you want to go next door Sarah
Sarah: Yes Josh
Sarah stands up and goes next door
Fireman: Right then, now she is gone, we can get on with some... you know
Ryan: Oh yes
Josh: Let’s get on with it then
Curtis: Yeahh, we would all love that